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If you know us, you’ll know that we aren’t big fans of sweeping statements, so please excuse the one that’s coming. Chances are, you’ve never had the opportunity to pet a hippo. If you have, we’re a little jealous, but also kind of okay with it. The petting hippo from Satisfyer brand new vibes line seems a little safer, definitely less muddy and a heck of a lot sexier than the real thing (no offence to hippos!).